Ludicrous Lube
This one’s for the speed freaks. Say hello to the world’s fastest race lube – Ludicrous Lube. It's pure drivetrain dynamite!
This badass bottle of liquid magic has been in the works with our lab boffins for over three years. The result is a category-leading piece of exceptional science that marries unrivalled speed with sustainability, through cutting-edge research and innovation.
It’s the F1 car of bike lubes – stripped back to the bare essentials. That means no colouring, no fragrance, no additional corrosion inhibitor, just a unique blend of renewable and readily biodegradable ingredients designed to minimise chain friction and wear, whilst maximising performance in all conditions. This all means one thing – RAW SPEED!
With an ultra-viscous formula that makes its way into every contact point of your chain, smoothness and silence is guaranteed. So when you’re chasing the competition you can shift with the confidence that you’re using the best around.
Developed in secret over a number of years by Muc-Off’s in-house R&D Team, tested with INEOS Grenadiers, EF Education-NIPPO, BMC Pro Triathlon, Canyon//SRAM, plus other professional teams and athletes, Ludicrous AF takes drivetrain performance to a whole new level. Perfected throughout the 2020 Grand Tour season, with multiple podiums and overall wins at the last two Giro d’Italias, you simply won’t find a faster lube!
Calling all hardcore roadies, track racers & triathletes, the game just changed!
Product information
| Size | Waist (In) | Chest (In) | Height (ft) |
| 2XS | <27 | <36 | <5'4 |
| XS | 26-29 | 35-38 | 5'4 - 5'8 |
| SMALL | 28-31 | 37-40 | 5'6 - 5'10 |
| MEDIUM | 30-32 | 39-42 | 5'8 - 6' |
| LARGE | 32-35 | 41-44 | 5'9 - 6'2 |
| XL | 34-37 | 43-47 | 5'9 - 6'4 |
| 2XL | 36-41 | 45-49 | 5'10 - 6'5 |
| 3XL | 40> | 48> | 5'10> |
| Size | Waist (In) | Chest (In) | Chest (ft) |
| 2XS | <27 | <36 | <5'4 |
| XS | 26-29 | 35-38 | 5'4 - 5'8 |
| SMALL | 28-31 | 37-40 | 5'6 - 5'10 |
| MEDIUM | 30-32 | 39-42 | 5'8 - 6' |
| LARGE | 32-35 | 41-44 | 5'9 - 6'2 |
| XL | 34-37 | 43-47 | 5'9 - 6'4 |
| 2XL | 36-41 | 45-49 | 5'10 - 6'5 |
| 3XL | 40> | 48> | 5'10> |
| Size | Waist (In) | Hip (In) | Height (ft) | Chest (In) |
| 2XS | <25 | <32 | <5 | <30 |
| XS | 24-27 | 32-35 | 5 - 5'4 | 29-32 |
| SMALL | 26-29 | 34-37 | 5'2 - 5'6 | 31-34 |
| MEDIUM | 28-31 | 36-39 | 5'4 - 5'8 | 33-36 |
| LARGE | 30-33 | 38-41 | 5'5 - 5'10 | 35-38 |
| XL | 32-35 | 40-43 | 5'5 - 6' | 37-40 |
| 2XL | 34-37 | 42-45 | 5'5 - 6'2 | 39-42 |
| 3XL | 36> | 43> | 5'5 - 6'4 | 41> |
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| Size | Waist (In) | Hip (In) | Height (ft) |
| 2XS | <25 | <32 | <5 |
| XS | 24-27 | 32-35 | 5 - 5'4 |
| SMALL | 26-29 | 34-37 | 5'2 - 5'6 |
| MEDIUM | 28-31 | 36-39 | 5'4 - 5'8 |
| LARGE | 30-33 | 38-41 | 5'5 - 5'10 |
| XL | 32-35 | 40-43 | 5'5 - 6' |
| 2XL | 34-37 | 42-45 | 5'5 - 6'2 |
| 3XL | 36> | 43> | 5'5 - 6'4 |
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SHOE COVER SIZE GUIDE
| Size | US Men | US Women | EU |
| Small | < 6.5 | < 8 | < 39 |
| Medium | < 8 | 9 - 11 | 40 - 41 |
| Large | 9.5 - 10 | 11.5+ | 42 - 43 |
| X Large | 11 - 11.5 | 44 - 45 | |
| 2X-Large | 12.5 > | 46 > |
| Size | US Men | US Women | EU |
| Small | < 7 | < 8.5 | < 39 |
| Medium | 7.5 - 9.5 | 9 - 11 | 39 - 43.5 |
| Large | 10 - 12 | 11.5 + | 44 - 46 |
| X Large | 12.5 + | 46.5 + |
| Size | Unisex (In) |
| X Small | < 7 |
| Small | 7 - 8 |
| Medium | 8 - 9 |
| Large | 9 - 10 |
| X Large | 10 - 11 |
F.A.Q.
Questions? Here are some quick answers:
RETURN / EXCHANGE POLICY
Returns and exchanges on RETAIL items is easy.
*There are no returns / exchanges on Custom Apparel ordered via Team Stores.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES: Panache wants you to be stoked with your Panache kit! Read below for our return and exchange policy.
Start a Return: Click HERE to start a return for U.S. orders and generate a prepaid label. For International orders, please email intlcs@panachecyclewear.com.
- When using our prepaid label $7.00 will be deducted from your refund.
- If using your own label, please return to PANACHE Returns/Exchanges | 2932 10th St. | Boulder, CO 80304
- Multiple orders can be returned in the same package if returns are initiated for each order and all return packing slips are included.
RETURN ELIGIBILITY:
RETAIL MERCHANDISE We happily accepts returns of unworn, unwashed, undamaged merchandise purchased directly from Panache. This Return policy is good for 30 days from purchase date. Refunds will be made in the form of the original payment. All returned items must include the product packaging, hang tag, as well as a copy of the Packing Slip or the Order#. To Start a Return, click HERE
CUSTOM TEAM APPAREL, CUSTOM CORPORATE APPAREL, and PRE-ORDERs Because these items are custom and made specifically to your order, there are NO Exchanges or Returns on these items. Please check with your Team or Company to see if they ordered inventory for size and other issues.
EXCHANGES:
RETAIL MERCHANDISE To replace your item(s) with a different size or item, Click HERE.
CUSTOM TEAM APPAREL, CUSTOM CORPORATE APPAREL, and PRE-ORDERs Because these items are custom and made specifically to your order, there are NO Exchanges or Returns on these items. Please check with your Team or Company to see if they ordered inventory for size and other issues.
Questions? please email info@panachecyclewear.com.
Thank you!
The Panache Team
SHIPPING OPTIONS
We offer USPS / UPS on domestic orders and for International Orders we also offer DHL.
At checkout, enter your address (domestic or Intl') and our system will show shipping costs for all carriers.
Changes to my order?
In most cases, we can make changes to RETAIL orders before they have been shipped. Changes include sizing (if we have your size in stock), removing or adding products, and changing the delivery address.
*CUSTOM Apparel order changes can only be made before the Team Store has closed.
OTHER QUESTIONS? CONTACT US
Please email us with your questions at info@panachecyclewear.com and we'll get back to you shortly.